not from the same tree

Although these days it's not as impressive, I pride myself on my ability to drink. I can drink lots and I can drink fast. It's an important skill to learn while growing up and can cause much amusement at the pub.

Today I discovered the identity of the lightiest lightweight in the whole wide world (tm). This person assumed average drunkenness after just half a glass of mead. I must add that the glass was only 3dl - that's half a pint for you imperial types. I must finally add that the afore mentioned mead was shandy. So lets work that out - half a glass of a half pint of half alcohol. That's a lot of halves.

The identity of this person? My girlfriend. However will our children turn out.