monsters in my closet

Picture it - the next time monsters leap out of your closet to eat you up, you can beat them to death with your bedside table. Genius.



Although this is just some arty thing by some bloke that insists all things should have 2 uses, I still don't like seeing products designed to reinforce paranoia. Perhaps I just feel for the dimwits that get taken for a ride. Perhaps I actually do care about people. Perhaps I do in fact have feelings and even sympathy! Then again, perhaps not.