fish and tits

I was standing next to a fishing tackle shop on Saturday and mindlessly looking at the wares in the window while waiting for a tram. One of the items on sale was a calendar. It was partially covered up by some of the other items in the window - the display itself was fairly deep. What I could see of it revealed a woman with a fishing rod holding up a fish. This really didn't look very unusual - it was the sort of picture you see of people all the time when they're showing off their catch. A few moments later I caught a glimpse of flesh and had a bit of a double take. I looked back at the calendar and adjusted my view so that I could see around the boxes that were masking it and sure enough, the woman was naked. The nudity itself was very much the sort you would see in a car mechanic's shop, but the utter mediocrity of her looks and the fact that she was showing off a fish (and clearly the rest of the calendar would whistle to the same tune) did amuse me. I'm actually not sure which creature the intended buyers should be lusting after.