scented

There is a some good news for those of us that smell like the rotting innards of a diseased camel. Apparently, (so I heard), to the average Indian westerners reek of detergent and soap. While some of us like to think of this as being clean, to them it's rather a turn-off.

If you find people holding their breathe as they walk past you, or perhaps simply keel over as they get close, perhaps you should move to India.